Excerpt (Hating the Concept of Arrange Marriage-Part 2): Funny Version

Hating the Concept of Arrange Marriage-II (Funny Version..)

Dids…called me up one  afternoon and told me that a lady would going to call regarding some matrimony purpose and the profile of the guy seemed to be good

.(MIND CHEMISRTY:.. Can’t help honey..!!She usually finds every profile good..!! ;-D)

That lady called me up..she was really sweet one..i mean in her way of talking.. and the matchmaking was for her brother. I checked the profile but I didn’t find the profile that much compatible but ok as they use to say… “What`s wrong in talking…you opinion may change.. and moreover in arrange marriage..you need to adjust a lot..!!”

(MIND CHEMISTRY: People..People…People…this is me..and this is my opinion..which unless and until I won’t want…they won’t change…they are rigid…and especially..when it`s all for searching my man...!! Can`t Compromise…and about adjustments....I can give my life for my man….Adjustments are very little things for me...Once “he” is in my life..!!.)

It was quarter to ten, I could not decide what should I do…Should I make the call…or not.(Actually..I forget  to ask his sister at what time I should make the call…anyways ).

I dropped a message on the given number…and checked whether I could make the call or not. I got a reply after 30 minutes: “Will call you after 15 mins.” I waited for more than 15 minutes but didn’t get any call…I was bit tensed, a bit annoyed, a bit disgusted…but..Finally when the clock gonged 11...forcefully I went to bed to make myself sleep.

 (MIND CHEMISTY: What the hell….The things are so troublesome…man….Why Love doesn’t turn up in my life..!!! How lucky the people are who have love marriages..and you Sayoni…You are of no use..!! Anyways..now sleep.. )

It was 11:07,when my phone rang..I was thrilled.... but neither happy nor excited….a mixed kind of feelings were running into my veins..I picked the phone:

Me: “Hello…(in a very suppressive voice)”

Voice : “eemm..uhh….Hi…”..

(MIND CHEMISTRY: The voice isn’t  good...not that impressive..Off..ho....man..avoid pre-assumptions..!!)

Me: “So…I am Sayoni...”

Voice: “My name is Mr. Srijon Kumar  Mitro, and I have completed my Btech degree from HBTI,Kanpur and right now I am working for A2Z company , world`s best company, posted at Gurgaon and  I am earning more than 7 per annum..” 

(MIND CHEMISTY: Sounds like “my name is Khan no, no..…My Name is BOND”. And what is that..”MR.” Is that necessary…??Anyways and A2Z....World best company..?? Since from when..Even, I have never heard about it skipped..and  +7 package…what does that signify…Anyways..!!.)

Me: “that’s great…Gurgaon is a good location…and 7..that`s decent..”

(MIND CHEMISTY: I don’t know what make me to say so..Actually…it is all pretentious..)

Voice: “What is your salary structure..??”

Me: “..Hmm….My CTC is around 3.9 but I am getting 28 in hand” 

(MIND CHEMISTY: I am annoyed like hell..It is the creepiest question one can ever ask me…I really hesitate if someone asks me about my salary…It is because my in hand is very low (as compare to other PSUs pay structure for MTs) I find it shameful… No one knows the truth except we poor management trainees...we all are fooled and perished by the glittery de-fecto pay package..!!! )

Voice: “ohh…3.9..lesser than 7…hahaha…but in PSUs..one is happy at later stage….”

 (MIND CHEMISTY: `What`s the logic behind this big hahahaha…boy..I am just a management trainee, not even completed a year and you….., you are designated as Dy.Manager..still earning 7…and the point is…why are you making such insane comparisons..Mad or What..??)

Me (interrupted): “..hey SKM....in your profile, you haven’t  mention about your hobbies …..”

Voice: “I don’t have any hobby as such..”

Me (interrupted again): “ okh..but hey..any new movie this time..have you watched `AVTARA`..its awesome..one must watch it..”

Voice: “Which one..the one is which Rajesh Khanna has played the leading role..??”

 (MIND CHEMISTY: Man….where are you existing..!! Its unbearable…Who could you…Anyways.. )

Me: “No..no not that one..the latest one..3-D …”

Voice: “No..I didn’t watch…”

Me: “Okh…so any latest read…or latest  book..??”

Voice: “No..I don’t read book…”

Me: “Oks..Actually…I am also not an avid reader..but ya..a good listener..You know my friends use to read the books and then narrate me the stories…and the longest one was.. ‘Gone With the Wind Series’ …It`s a wonderful story..I listened Part-I and Part-II both..”

Voice: “Ok…”

Me: “But, I love to write..I am a regular one …I tweet..I blog…hey..do you have a tweeter or a social account..??”

Voice: “No…not an active account…Once I have created it..but I do not use it regularly…and I do not have a tweeter account..”

(MIND CHEMISTRY: Binary Answer System: Yes or No…Was he is a stupid robot…Such a dumb headed creature...totally nerdish…)

Me: “Then what`s your favorite stuff..?? ”

Voice: “I love to purchase branded cloths..I love brands..You know the watch I use to wear is worth of Rs 25000/- and I also wear a platinum chain…I purchased it from Tanish…You Know….and all my shirts are from Turtle..and my pants are Van-hussen..I use only Bombay-Dying towels..and bed-sheets….Even..I do not compromise with my socks …they are also branded…my comb is made up of special wood..You know.. I imported it from France…” 

(MIND CHEMISTY: WTH…I  am totally out of my mind….he belongs to that”Oh~My~GOD..”Class of Species… Just want to tell him .. “Hello boy….you forgot to mention that….Are your undies  branded too??…!!” What a Big Time Screw....I find it very creepy…it seems like I am talking to one of those O~M~G gals…these were the typical funny and deranged gang of girls at our collage…they used to think that they were very posh and hyper stylo..but poor obnoxious creatures were unaware to the truth that crowd was making fun out of their gesture & posture…

P.S: reminds me about someone…Yes… ‘Suhas’..who played the role of Kareena`s Fiancé in 3 idiots…The profile guy/Voice is exactly the same~ Suhas`s Replica… )

Me: “Ok… I am totally opposite in this regard....I usually don’t go for brand…whatever attracts me..I purchase it…..rather I can say…I am not a tag-lover…but ya..I am an impulsive buyer….sometimes it happens. I spend money..very randomly..”

Voice: “Do you have a saving bank account..and who are your nominees....??” 

(MIND CHEMISTRY: I am perplexed.. What is the link..Perhaps…Why such questions have turned up..)

Me: “No…. and .nominees..I mean for what..I am not getting you....”

(MIND CHEMISTY: My First Binary Answer..&  I am puzzled..!!)

Voice: “No..no..just asking..but you PSU`s guys have lots of fun…so much of benefits and facilities...you people are getting..Medical, LTC, LLTC, leaves like EL,SL.CLs ,and leave encashment facility…Statutory Benefits..Provident Fund..Pension..and  …”

Me (interrupted): “but amongst all…I like the LTC and LLTC facility....I love travelling..” 

(MIND CHEMISTRY: God..My organization should hire this fellow..He would able to deliver a good..PPT(Pre-Placement-Presentation..) during campus-selection…He is so knowledgeable…Master of all rules n regulations of PSUs(even being an employee..Sometimes..I skip..))

Voice: “…ya.. travelling even I like..”

 (MIND CHEMISTRY: Thanks God..at least..we have  something to talk about)

Me (was bit chilled): “That`s sound interesting..!! so where have you been..??”

Voice: “..I made a list of 10-best-places in India, for which I did a lot of home-work,,I have gone through many maps..did googling for hotels…and you know, out of 10, I have completed 8…that too…in a very low-budget profile..Can you imagine…whole Rajasthan trip..which included..Jaipur-Jodhpur-Jaiselmer-Udaipur-Mt.Abu and Chittorgarh..just for Rs 5700/- only….We got a loadging  worth for Rs..50/- and…”

Me (interrupted): “What`s the time now..?”

 (MIND CHEMISTRY: I am  really bored… big time torture. He is a Big  Chapter..…this fellow is a calculator…so money-honey kind of guy..How could I effort to continue with him..!!!)

Voice: “It is 11:23 PM….”

Me: “Oh…Its so late…Can I catch you later…I have some extra session tomorrow…Good Night..” 

(MIND CHEMISTRY: I lie, I am happy… finally rescued... One more thing…..the next day is Sunday… ..and what an answer…..11:23 PM and ..at night…thanks for  reminding me about PM..

PS: And for a night out..You need a reason..and the reason is your company..)

Voice: “Ok..Good Night…uhh…uhh”

Me: (MIND CHEMISTRY: What uhh uhh..Gracefully disconnect the phone..!!)

Phones were disconnected and I was more  than  happy but little bit annoyed too since I knew Dids would going to call me for detailing…but yes..I would manage..!!. And I kissed my teddy and went back to bed with no good feelings (which I knew beforehand) but still….for cherishing my sweetest dreams….dreams about my man..!!

Let’s Celebrate the Bad Times….

When every second is going against you

When every moment is testing you…..

When life becomes a punishment

When nobody respects your sentiments….

When people you adore, turn their faces back
When love and care in life, you lack….

 When you feel to be restless

 When you feel to be baseless….

When you become unstable
When you become despicable….

When your talk is a matter of ignorance

When you are beyond the extreme patience…..

When world laughs at you
When there is no one to stand beside you….

When your innocence has been paralyzed
When your originality become victimized….

When people take you for granted
When every outcome has been taunted….

When your smile becomes a liability
When questions arise on your personality……

When your existence becomes the matter of humiliation
When your significance becomes the matter of deception…..

When you bleed with betrayal and pain
When you become perplexed and insane…..

When you lose your trust from God
When all prayers seem to be void and fraud…..

When there is conspiracy all around
When your individuality is falling down….

When your mind is webbed with sadness and unhappiness
When you are lost in dark and darkness….

When you are pointed out at every step, every action
When there is no peace of mind, no satisfaction……

When they make fun out of your failures and disabilities
When you are away from every priority….

When tears have stopped coming out of your eyes
When your charm , your soberness dries….

When you become the function of monotony
When you become the slave of agony….

When you are living ,dead inside
When you have no urge to survive……

But…..then suddenly…out of everything, the dead soul becomes alive….
and says..“Chillax Sweety....Everything is goanna be all fine…
Let`s celebrate the bad times…..!!!!”

Give me a Break..

Hello Honey..Give me a Big Break…J J

Man ~o ~Man….Please… beg of you people..Change the way of your thinking and modify the mind-set….If someone makes a call late at night or show some concern..It does not always mean that fellow is having some feelings….or falling for you…This is not the way…and please do accept this…It is absolutely done on the humanitarian basis…

The World may consider you smart, handsome, good-looking, lively, hunk etc etc. and it may also be very possible that many female creatures are smitten by you or appreciate you or your presence makes them go crazy…but hello..Honey….this time, sorry….”You are unable to steal the Show…!!” You have come across an exclusive creature… girl is different man… who puts  more emphasis  on human side (appreciates the inner side of a human being and not the fallacious externalities )….and she proudly declares that…she is in love with that human being (her soul mate/her to be  husband)…whom she has never met..or never seen…never interacted..even, she doesn’t know who is that creature…but, Still she finds herself deeply connected with him and that’s why she tends to avoid any kind of non-sense indulging.

Also, she finds it very irritating if someone shows hyper-typical abnormal and peculiar behavior…like not receiving the calls..or not replying the messages..or pretending and acting to be busy..Or in all makes the understanding of ignorance (in order to measure the degree of importance in life...!!!~~WTH~~)…and according to Newton`s III Law:  all these actions make the associated fellow to give or show an opposite reaction…like to become more concern or to think what`s wrong…why he is doing like this or that and all days & nights only thinking about….#$$**(This is an assumption given by some of my friends when they are in love or so..**$#)

But, my dear being…This time… Mind You..Honey..The Law fails like hell….Because …This girl neither adores or thinks of your importance…This girl will give you a damn…She doesn’t want to be friendly with such species who are so annoying in behavior....so honey..try to capture some other female creatures and show these abnormal behaviors to them..The show is over my dear…This is not the site where you can able to park your car..It’s absolutely a “NO-PARKING ZONE”!!!
So…in the end…morale of the story is………..
“In case anyone is normal then she can be good & sweet ...And take him/her in her territory of friendship…so if you are Normal..then let her know…otherwise..Honey let it go…!!! J J J” 

...Only Me...

Only Me…!!!

No chain, no bond can ever capture me…
I am made to be and set to be free…
I can never be a function of circumstances….
I will cross all the boundaries..all the fences....

Changes I do accept and adapt…
 which are appropriate and apt
The me inside me is authentic and innocent
 it is humble….it is confident
What I want, the way I want..I make it stay…
otherwise I make it over, let it move away....
No celestial motion can certify my credibility….
I am the supreme of all my ability
Designer and creator of my own destiny….
I am different, an exclusive entity
A guide to the unexplored depths..
I am the conscience, I am the faith….

 It may take time, or even it may be  late…
But still, I do have trust on my fate
No matter..how hard it is to survive…
Many dramas persisting in the life
But..still I will glitter, I will smile..
and brighten my way as early morning`s sunshine….

The energy of universe resides inside…
It enlightens my soul and makes me bright
However difficult and critical the situations are…
However endless journey is, destination may be very far
 I will never give up and fight till the end
 and I know I will always win and I will always gain…

Dark Nights

Surrounded by many faces, many people, leading many lives, leading many relations. She is one in the crowd…Apparently, She is not at all alone..

The first glance will give someone a naughty, bubby-bubbly, happy-go-lucky kidda of looks. Grouped in, teamed with girls and guys… How can be she excluded… but, only she knows what she is missing all together…The truth of her barrenness..

She cares for all…but there is no one to take care of her…She gives tips to all her friends how to make their love feel special…but there is no one to make her feel special…She dreams and dreams a lot…but there is no one who could dream about her..She puts her arms open wide to absorb other`s pain…but there is no arm which can give her a pleasant hug whenever she is alone and dry.

She laughs a loud…She giggles…her ever-smiling attitude is appreciated…but its only known by her that  this smile is of no use…all in vain…it never captures any one`s attention..

There is ample pain in every moment…questioning about the individuality…what is the fault…where the lacunae are.. or is she destined to be unpaired….and the pain amplify days by days…seasons by seasons and years by years and hence become the constant part of life..

Thus, one has to accept forcefully or silently that God forgets or misses to create the twin soul…but, still  her adamant soul is wandering and craving, in search of her mystic being , thought it knows the verisimilitude …and every time indulging the disappointment as when the mask is uplifted and she finds a void…only existence of cellular matters…

Painful, agonizing and unpleasant … she is left all alone..Hopeless and helpless…no one to listen to her words..wipes her tears…and runs fingers across  her hair to  make her sleep and takes a journey to an endless dream  at late dark nights….

Dilemma..!!

Dilemma

God has created your mirror image… how can it be when you come across with such a parallel soul …

Whom you want to retain…Whom you want to hold.. ...

But here..it is only a mirror image…which can never be real… 

or perhaves,we are afraid of the consequences of reality…

And hence, every time when we talk about practicality… ..

...still the heart with the heart has many dreams..many desires…many thoughts..many conversations.. 

Some rational…Some irrational …

But all restrict between the heart, mind and soul… 

Within you..they only sprout and never presume to come out.. 

then gradually and then forcefully the feelings are made to sublime..

Since you know it is a mirror image…which can only be seen 

..and far beyond to touch and feel… 

But you spend day after day…repeating the words which you can never dare to say.. 

Still wishing a hope against the hope..that everything that are wished, could come true… 

Because We know, there can never ever be another You…