Life..?

The “OMGG-Ohh My God..Gals”
(I wish I could attach a video of their flaunting and superficies  actions)

So….allow me to introduce these very exotic species of human creature..(More appropriately female creature) who have given all their efforts and able to make their very special identity…these species are not very rare to trace....Commonly available sitting in coffee-outlets, restaurants, college`s libraries/canteens or roaming around the fashion malls, streets so on  and very hard to find them in any intellectual or spiritual forums.

Trying to grasp a Celebrity-looks types attitude and also, these prototypes have very unique traits mainly  including being pretentious and how to flaunt especially in front of boys . Usually mark for their stupid dressing and unusual grooming sense…Really, don’t matter how it (the outfit or anything which they put on) looks on them (: for instance, there may be a wide gap between two consecutive buttons of their sleeve-less shirt, or the size of the outfit is undersized configuration of body or the dress colour may be too much anti-sophisticated for eyes or there may be a  big bush of hair  lying un-erased or unshaved underneath their arms…but all above....the matter of the fact is.. all these stuffs are of no importance ..the importance lies in capturing the “ATTENTION”…the quest for becoming to be the “THE TALK OF THE TOWN”..!!! Phrew......!!

This is all about their presentably which is more or less still tolerable…. :) and sometimes if not vulgar or odd..can give a ting of appreciation..!! …but alas…when they open up their wide loud mouth and break the code of silence…Man..you are absolutely gone…No rescue…!!

 Every  time whenever  they meet, the obnoxious overreaction and hyper-excitement prevails. The way to say simple “hello” is more than any “AWARD WINNING CEREMONY” and the person opposite to them if belongs to different (rather normal) genera usually becomes a bit annoyed or un responsive for a time until restores  the original state but if the opposite one belongs to the same species…it is like an event-celebration time or an Opera (with the loud-speakers on with high volume mode)..They use to take so much of  time and energy just to wish a simple greeting...and additionally, the pretentious actions that are going along are very funny for eyes..like their flaunting glossy-lip faked smiles, the  heavy hand accessories’ displays, the mascara laden eye-movements, the high-pitched irritating English word-wars. Sometimes, the normal ones  use to think to stop them at once  and want to give them the proper lesson on public/general etiquette....
And also, the proper and most accepted technique to greed people.. Like how to say a simple “hii” to your friend with a sweet smile without wasting time and energy..!!

And ultimately. .those LACHAAR OMG Boyfriends.. Totally helpless, mindless and poor male creatures on this entire universe who have been victimized by these OMG girls. These guys must be honoured with a  “GREAT ACHIVEMENT AWARD” for tolerating these girls. They are really helpless…more like a bonded labor or a pet (“Tommy Chwoo”..types..!!). They have no time, no space for their own, no independence-can`t even go for an IPL match with their friends but have to check the nail-color/shape etc of their paranormal partners. And if these so called bfs dare to talk about any other female creatures, then beware....beware!!..he will soon become a  LIVING DEAD…and finally people around.. will witnessed  the ultimate  scene of break-up melodrama and grief..(in short NAUTANKI & DRAMEBAZZI) and those  fools will put all their  very  best efforts to regain the original condition by making  them happy or perhaps,(in reality) to stop the public entertainment. Sorry to say boys.. but such  incidents question about your own identity..!! Hard to listen but it is a truth and you guys can`t run out of it..!!

And of course don’t forget to mention about their favourite pastime-PNPC (Poro Ninda Poro Chorcha- Back biting & Bitching).They have an unique system attached to their ears & mouths which modulate themselves to listen & talk bad about people..especially of same gender who is normal and regaining popularity or praising from others (may be for studies, looks, behavior, attitude etc.) In case, if not getting any stuffs for gossiping, they can act as a great “story-maker” and with the help of all active innovative & creative cells in their brain, they will come up with a brand-new super-duper Masalafying stories about the concern person, who even don’t know that someone is giving such an importance with all such negative energy imbibed, which in turn may harm them very badly. This is really very immature and inhuman.

But, my dear girls, for a while you must stop your PNPCs and should at least know what people around you are talking about...they are talking about your ultimate stupidity, about your irrational behavior and abnormal dressing sense. These species ought to know the reality…they are making a construct  for the equation of PUBLIC-LAUGHTER on Girl/Female..!!